her eyes were the colour of
June 2013
anus:
sometimes when i take selfies on my phone im like “omg i actually look kinda nice” and then it does it’s thing where it flips over and then i’m just like
- people: so what kind of music do you like?
- me: ugh it's not that simple
sexual orientation: not u
- Person: Hi I'm Christian.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Jewish.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Muslim.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Wiccan.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm atheist.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Buddhist.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Hindu.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.
- Me: Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.
So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
OOP
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oh mygod i’ve been talking to a netflix employee on the help center for 20 minutes im laughing so hard
update: i got him distracted by talking about e3 for 15 minutes
update: he pronounces it as Gif
update: he told me how to get past the water temple on Ocarina of Time
it sTARTED OUT AS A SHIP HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS IT WAS ONLY A SHIP IT WAS ONLY A SHIP
